Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.

Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-

by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010

Falling off the train

When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.

You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.

by Catirandafly October 15, 2016

Falling in reverse

slogan on playboi cartis “whole lotta red” merchandise

“see cartis new merch?” “yeah falling in reverse is such a good slogan, good thing nobody important has used it!”

by yungthug6240 December 24, 2020

Failing

Definition of me.

Bob: I heard you’re failing everything
Me: yes

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

the failing 4

the failing 4 are a group of idiots that are stupidly funny and have the most fame with there funny Nintendo content there leader is failboat witch is full of himself and his part in the failing 4 is the cringe and pog he has been getting more popular with is animal crossing

failboat: good morning goodnight or good afternoon viewers depending on your time zone todaying here with the failing 4

by (○’ω’○)o(≧o≦)o↖(^ω^)↗(︶^︶)>"< March 4, 2021

failnomenon

A term describing a person, event or thing with no redeeming qualities that still manages to become really famous or popular (usually for no good reason at all). Derived from combining the words "fail" and "phenomenon."

Girl: "I'm going to watch the new Madea tonight!! Wanna come?"
Guy: "I'd rather gouge my eyes out than support the Tyler Perry failnomenon. No thanks."

Everyone thought Obama was gonna bring hope, but he turned out to be the biggest failnomenon since the Backstreet Boys.

by ChinchillaChenel September 11, 2009

Facilinatrix

A facilinatrix (plural facilinatrices or facilinatrixes) is a woman who takes the assisting role in bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, or in group sex. She is usually focused on the pleasure of the Dominatrix or of both partners. She can facilitate position changes by providing oral/visual stimulation or physical assistance, and is generally included in the sexual experience by both of her partners. She may be a submissive of the dominatrix or she may be more of a trusted assistant/girlfriend/bridesmaid present to ensure a certain level of treatment for her Mistress. She is often not penetrated (though she may be) and acts where needed to heighten the sexual experience of both her partners.

A Facilinatrix is a woman in a threesome who is primarily facilitating rather than having intercourse.

by Commander Funkmeyer May 20, 2010