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delusional faggot syndrome

a disease that predominantly affects people ages 18 onward who often frequent bars and make up stories in a false sense of grandeur to not be overshadowed by his friends and peers. people who suffer from delusional faggot syndrome (D.F.S.) often exhibit primitive behavior, such as recycling uninteresting stories, false claims of wealth, drastically lying about the weight of his sexual partner or just generally being a insecure doucher. although many scientists are debating it's origins, many believe people are born with, thus making it untreatable.
man 1: "damn tommy's delusional faggot syndrome is really getting out of hand, man"
man 2: "yeah he thinks his new camry is a ferrari."

gary says he is a professor at the bar when he gets a few drinks in him, but he's actually a 2nd grade teacher.
by deez_nuts November 6, 2013
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Pussy Faggot

The type of man who passively aggressively reacts to all confrontation, usually has an undiagnosed personality disorder, is overly defensive about everything, often talks with a lisp, usually sporting curly hair and/or roseacea skin.
Man, that joeseph is really is looking like a pussy faggot lately.
by 9inchNails9 December 27, 2019
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Faggot Shit

A CS GO clan that likes to screw with people. They constantly kill each other and don't give a fuck about winning or losing. 3 of their members hack and win with them. One does it blatantly, One tries to hide it, and One completely denies it.
Oh shit its the Faggot Shit clan. They're gonna hack and ruin the game.
by BOT ELMO April 17, 2013
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Faggot Tree

A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.

Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Troy: "Hey, Todd, hows the Faggot Tree?"

Todd: "Ha ha, very funn...wait, what?"
by Michael Cock January 13, 2014
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faggodocia

A mystical land full of queers and gays sucking each others cocks and getting fucked in the ass, Swimming in oceans of sperm. There is a mountain called giant nipple mountain, where they feed off the geyser of nipple love, the king is known as Mike Denning. He consumes all the nipple love.
Mike denning is from Faggodocia.
by Fantasia Berrini December 14, 2008
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Faggot Vagina

A slang term for a homosexual man's genitals.
Garrett: Can I have a Miller Lite, please?
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.
by Phillip McMorland December 7, 2010
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