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facienda

When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim
Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!
by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010
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Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.
I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown
by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016
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slaughter-faced jackson

A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.

A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"
Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.

I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.
by Swear2God! April 23, 2008
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Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day
Damn today im felling four-faced today
by OmmokBicChips July 5, 2016
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shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.
shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"
by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017
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Black Mesa Research Facility

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.
by The Wing Man December 25, 2018
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Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out
Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.
by Brasher May 8, 2008
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