Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011

Naydine Figueroa

Smart, Shy And Beautiful, She's always helpful and very nice she probably the best person you want to have in your life because she is so awesome

Dang, Naydine Figueroa is hella pretty

by iDriipy October 16, 2019

Figured

To be resolved, not an issue or concern.

"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"

by zzcool04 November 6, 2018

fisure

fisure: a rip in the anal cavity during rough anal intercourse. Usually found after a large erect object enters a hole its to small for, or the hole wasn't properly stimulated and prepared enough for the large erect object thus ripping the skin in side the asshole.

Rebecca was in pain and had to visit a doctor due to her boyfriend's huge member ripping a fisure inside of her asshole.

by PaulyPPimperton November 12, 2007

Figute

A hybrid between a fig and a flute. Edible, but can also be used for musical purposes.

While chewing on his figute, he accidentally played C#.

by Aroj August 14, 2009

Historical Figures

historical Figures Definition:
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1. adj Historical people, situations, or things existed in the past and are considered to be a part of history.

EX1: ...an important historical figure., ...the historical impact of Western capitalism on the world...

EX2: Historically, royal marriages have been cold, calculating affairs.
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2. adj Historical books, films, or pictures describe or represent people, situations, or things that existed in the past.

EX1: He is writing a historical novel about nineteenth-century France.

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3. adj Historical information, research, and discussion is related to the study of history.

EX1:historical records.

EX2:modern historical research.

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4. adj If you look at an event within a historical context, you look at what was happening at that time and what had happened previously, in order to judge the event and its importance.

EX1:It was this kind of historical context that Morris brought to his work...
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5. having once existed or lived in the real world, as opposed to being part of legend or fiction or as distinguished from religious belief.

EX1: to doubt that a historical Camelot ever existed a theologian's study of the historical Jesus.

Historical Figures:
Babylonians (made astrological charts thousands of years)
Mozart
Jesus and/or God
The Devil and/or Death
Beethoven
Michael Jackson
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
Columbus (Found a new world)
Quincy Adams
Francis Scott Key (wrote 'star spangled' banner)
General Custard (Fought the Indians)

by MirrorRhea May 2, 2012

Pornographic Stick Figures

What pervertedly lazy teenagers, preferably the ones from Chicago draw while sitting in *Physics* class. Especialy at Curie high school. Especialy by certain females... You know who you are.

*Hehe look at me, I'm drawing Pornographic Stick Figures! Boobies! hahahaha... ahhhh *sighs*

by Curt A.K.A. Curtis Mayfield February 6, 2009