Excerssage

1. Working out while recieving a massage.

2. A, typically, two person interaction of
a. Client
b. Trainer
Where b. massages a. while a. lifts weights or participates in an activity of physical fitness.

3. Something similar to what is seen in the David Banner music video "Play".

4. The art of releasing tight muscles while building tight muscles.

1. " Babe, stop being jealous. That guy, Nichodemius, massaging my glutes while I performed lunges is my EXCERSSAGE instructor. It's all in the name of fitness."

2. "I want to feel loose while getting tight"

3. "I am stressed and fat and have a kink in my neck. Time to excerssage."

4. "I am having trouble with solo excerssage... want to be my instructor?"

by Meg'n Bex July 30, 2009

Excelpert

Someone who is well versed in spreadsheets. May be CSV positive.

You know that geek in the finance department? Go ask him. He's an Excelpert.

by gmojbu March 18, 2010

Excercuse

An excuse that you will go exercise, but in reality you are heading off to some shady business.

I told my wife I was going to go swimming at the gym, but instead it was an excercuse to get a rub & tug.

by XiaoBaiHu August 11, 2010

elcee

A hoe who is FUCKING crazy. She/he does some really dumb stuff l. She is the type of person who will drive past the police and smile while on her phone. And the police will do nothing . She will do dumb stunts like jump off a tree into the water. But don't break her heart she will beat u tf up.

Elcee is crazy

by Jakey bakey October 25, 2020

minority excessive replay

This term defines the way black, spanish etc, over play a popalur song over and over again in the nightclubs or on their car stero systems!

Jon pulled up next to a lowered truck and was subjected to minority excessive replay!

by guyfawkes74 January 5, 2010

Microsoft excel

A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.

Die Microsoft excel.

by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016

excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018