The Falwellian Empire

Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.

"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"
"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."
"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."
"Sweet, let's go!"

by Lupin1 September 28, 2006

empire state building

Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:

1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show

"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."

by gino_j14 December 9, 2008

inland empire

A bunch of piece of crap towns with nothing to do except go to wal-mart.

Don't ever move to San Bernardino.

If you want to live in California, move to San Diego or Orange County.

by ihatelivinginshittyasssanbernardino August 11, 2004

Emptify

Derivative of empty
emp-uh-fahy
-verb (used with object), -fied, fying
1. To make empty; to become empty

1. I farted so the room would emptify.

2. When creepers come the mall, it emptifies.

by kfn8r March 2, 2010

empitome

word misspelled by a bigger douche than the douches he was defaming for spelling it epitomy.

Epitome is the word

Buddyroe360 is in fact the epitome of greatness.....Not the empitome

by Buddyroe360 May 6, 2010

elphin

Smooth ass 6'2 brown skin belizean from LA. THIS NIGGA HAS THE CAPABILITY TO SNATCH UP YAH CHICK. So watch her. It's hard to maintain that level of player

Oh snap there goes ELPHIN , babe hold my hand

by Elphinie March 13, 2017

Atlas Empire

Atlas Empire is an online organization that provides services to musicians, photographers, actors, models, and videographers. Similiar to many new browsers but more high-tech.

Atlas Empire
"uplifting the world of entertainment"

by Atlas Empire March 18, 2009