Central Dauphin East Middle

A dirty ass school, with no damn respect for anyone. There are a few really nice kids who are actually crazy kids at the school but most are dirty, disgusting ass kids who are on welfare trying to make a living out the ass and only cares about peoples looks,(*ESPECCIALLY FUCKING RACE) Sizes of personal parts, Shoes, Other clothing and the gym locker rooms A.K.A Where you can get the good shit.(Not the lime green dildos you find in the girls gym locker room.) While the rest of the kids are lowkey fucking dirty ass bums trying to get laid by high schoolers after 7th grade.

{Pimple Faced Nigga}: Yo, He sellin for 10$
{His Bestfriend}: I rather sell for 50$
{Bestfriends Girl friend}: Yeah I would too, but not just that.
{His Bestfriend}: Wait.....WHAT!?!? Bae? Are you cheating on me?
{Bestfriends girlfriend runs away before shit pops off and decides to talk shit the next day to her friends.}

Bestfriend means: at CD EAST MIDDLE it means, See you later because I'm just going to forget you and hangout with some other people. Then, come back to school and act like I dont know you.
Girlfriend means: Your were just the last side hoe.

Central Dauphin East Middle: A hot ass mess that should be burned in hell. >:)

by Text back with a clap. July 11, 2018

Back East

Where you say you went to college if you attended Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth, Columbia, Cornell, Brown, Penn, MIT, or Georgetown but don't want to sound like a pompous douchebag. Some people like to say they went "Back East" for college to imply that they attended a top school when they really went to a state school nobody's heard of.

John: I saw quite a few broadway shows when I was in college Back East.
Jane: Ah, so did I! I went to Columbia, did you as well?
John: Well... City College of New York... But close enough!

by FuckIvies May 22, 2010

east jay

the most badass place on the planet

he lives in east jay

by bigp856 May 23, 2008

Eastern High School

Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️

“you go to Eastern High school?”

“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”

by christiangirl2 August 17, 2019

Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.

Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.

by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020

Snor'eastercane

A horrendous mixture of snow, Nor'easter, and hurricane all intended to scare the pants off of the East Coast of the United States.

Did you hear about how Snor'eastercane Sandy will destroy every building in Washington, DC?

by samteezy October 24, 2012

Couva East Gyal

Most of them is bitches but it has one or two that are sweet. Yuh could only get looks or personslity (YUH CYANT GET THE TWO). Some of them Hawt and have brains but not common sense. It have this one group ah gyal in the school with no book sense neither common sense STAY AWAY!

"How she getting A's in test but she with he?"
"Hadda be a Couva East gyal"

by Doh study dat March 14, 2019