Darfus

(Plural: darfi) An American student traveling to Europe for a school trip, usually in a large group. Possesses no concept of how not to be a dumb tourist, will probably have their wallet stolen and lose their passport.

French man 1: oh hon hon, look at ze stewpid Americahn darfus
American: darf darf darf
French man 2: baguette

by TwelvePizzas June 6, 2018

Dwarven

A fantastical race of stout, hearty, and valorous beings who typically reside in mountainous regions.

At the funeral, the eulogy on VerifyMe's tombstone stated that he was beaten to death by a heard of angry, hairy dwarven women.

by Tsudanosh April 16, 2004

Dwarfing

When two dwarfs, or one dwarf and another are fucking. Often is referenced when a man talks to his buds about might prostitution rings that he has visited.

a. Hey how was your night?
b. My night was great! I went dwarfing last night!
a. Really! i have always wanted to try that!

by PKPLR January 18, 2015

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

Darf

A darf is the male equivalent to a queef (the expelling of gas via the female genetalia). Due to the physical dynamics of the male genetalia, a ‘loading party’ is required. Common practice would suggest that the penis be inserted into an anus and flatulence (fart) be released thus ‘loading the darf’. However this step can alternatively be accomplished my blowing air into the falic body with the mouth or any other vessel containing gas. Once the darf is loaded, the gas will immediately expel from the urethra and result in a sound that has been described as mimicking that of a Kazoo. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, The Darf.

Joe inserted his hammer into her stink hole and she loaded him up with a fresh darf. He then darfed in her face.

by Ben Dover AKA Richard Powers February 2, 2018

dworf

Pretentious fuck, Also Smart ass.

Awww man, Dworf is being a shit again.

by Frying Pan Prime August 20, 2014

Darf

darf is a word meaning anything. this word can mean anything you want. it can be used as a noun or adjective.
it can mean an object or it could describe a person. it's meaning less. also in some cases can be refered to as a questionable thing with a question mark. ex. darf?

darfin
darfing

your such a darf.
that shirt is darfin.

by eandb November 15, 2009