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dumpster diving

when a male breaks up with his girlfriend and then in desperate times either days or months down the road he goes back to the girl (hes looking in the dumpster for the old garbage he threw away hoping to find it and get a piece of ass). weve all meet these people before
man1 asks what man 2 did last nite

man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite

then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving
by fartmagic July 5, 2007
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Dumpster fire

Dude, Jason is a total dumpster fire.
by EasternBoi November 28, 2018
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Dumpster Fire

The Walking Dead: A New Frontier was an absolute dumpster fire!
by Matthasnocuts June 16, 2020
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dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004
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Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010
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Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage
Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.
by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010
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Dumpster Fire

Ahh! I threw my cig away before putting it out and it caused a dumpster fire!
by Madmadness February 19, 2011
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