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Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

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by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014
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douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.
Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012
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douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.
He talks shit but can't back it up, he must be a douchebag.
by coolk1234 September 6, 2010
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douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.
that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag
by kms12 December 26, 2008
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douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.
When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.
by defdream September 1, 2009
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Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.
Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag
by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011
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Douchebag

one who moshes in a skankpit.

one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.

one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit

in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
"i was just trying to skank and that doucenag punched me in the face!"
by nightcrawler March 11, 2005
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