The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
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by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.
by coolk1234 September 6, 2010

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.
by kms12 December 26, 2008

by defdream September 1, 2009

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.
by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011

one who moshes in a skankpit.
one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.
one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit
in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.
one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit
in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
by nightcrawler March 11, 2005
