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douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.
Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012
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Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010
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Douchebag

Douche bag, douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term, referring to an arrogant or obnoxious person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
Rad-Ron: My favourite scientist is definitely Nikola Tesla.

Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.

Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!

Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
by Teenage Starlord February 8, 2015
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douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.
that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag
by kms12 December 26, 2008
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Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.
Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag
by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011
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douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.
When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.
by defdream September 1, 2009
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Douchebag

one who moshes in a skankpit.

one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.

one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit

in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings
"i was just trying to skank and that doucenag punched me in the face!"
by nightcrawler March 11, 2005
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