doing a barvie

When you masturbate to the sight of your teacher during class with a teacher staring at you through a window

MATE I JUST SAW A KID DOING A BARVIE AND ONLY GOT A LEVEL 4 FROM THE PRINCIPAL

by whihdishdish June 24, 2017

Doing a Daniel

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.

Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.

by Ryme November 12, 2011

Doing the Pablo

when you humping a pillow

I saw my brother humping that pillow and knew he was really doing the pablo

by Reddict January 10, 2022

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 30, 2019

Doing a Zane

"Doing a Zane" popularized during the hyphy movement in the Bay Area, is when the driver of a car floors the engine off of an edge (preferably a cliff) and crashes.

Ayo im finna do a Zane at this next corner.

Bro he hardbody for Doing a Zane.

He did not just Do a Zane without a car!

by jakington October 6, 2020

doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008