doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus December 22, 2016

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 02, 2008

Doing the Pablo

when you humping a pillow

I saw my brother humping that pillow and knew he was really doing the pablo

by Reddict January 10, 2022

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 31, 2022

Doing a Goodman

When you loosely agree to attend something with no intention of attending. Eg not a good Man

He's Doing a Goodman he hasn't shown up

by Balkey June 05, 2013

doing ninety

Going fast, speeding up

We were doing ninety up the road

by Taylor FTW September 02, 2012

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 31, 2019