Dirt Squirrel Hunting

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

dirt dispenser

A term to describe one's anus, often used in fanfiction.

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."

by lMPA September 29, 2013

Diltoe

A diltoe is a very exquisite dildo. This one of a kind pleasure device is specifically designed for people with foot fetishes. Imagine a multi-colored toe, made of rubber, built with a vibrating toenail, that is used as a dildo. This extraordinary device will please anyone. Male or female, cat or dog. Does not matter. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the #1 top selling product in the world; The Diltoe.

Mark suprised is grandmother when she woke up after a nap to find him shoving a diltoe up her anal sphincter.

by Chunkasouras September 22, 2014

dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.

Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.

by coug dude May 18, 2015

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

Dirt Chamber

Dirt Chamber: the mental abyss you find yourself in when you've taken, drank, or smoked too much.

friend 1: what'd you do last night?
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing

by foreverrousted March 15, 2018

dipton

Where pure gangstas come from, normally massive and called James.

Phoo here, wouldn't want to go through Dipton alone like, gang land up there.

by Welayekid November 10, 2019