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A diltoe is a very exquisite dildo. This one of a kind pleasure device is specifically designed for people with foot fetishes. Imagine a multi-colored toe, made of rubber, built with a vibrating toenail, that is used as a dildo. This extraordinary device will please anyone. Male or female, cat or dog. Does not matter. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the #1 top selling product in the world; The Diltoe.
Mark suprised is grandmother when she woke up after a nap to find him shoving a diltoe up her anal sphincter.
Diltoe by Chunkasouras September 22, 2014
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To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.
This man just got dilted!
Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023
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dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.
My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!
dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
A misspelling of filter, but surprisingly doesn’t have a meaning.

Or could mean “Dad I’d Love to Eat Ravenously” as an acronym.
Damn Maggie, your dad is a DILTER, is he single?
DILTER by Losers Club b June 6, 2021

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.
Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.
dildoes by Awesumness January 16, 2007
Pronounced dil-hoe (like dildo except a hoe). A dilhoe is an absolute hoe, except with dildos or cylindrical objects similar to dildos. She'll use anything as a dildo and will even borrow a friends or family members if necessary.
If she will get down with any cylindrical object but not with a real person, she's a dilhoe.
Dilhoe by Jarhead2275 June 3, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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