tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.

I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009

Hinkle Dink

comes from the Witherspoon dictionary of thoughtfulness.
n. an unbirthday gift.
n. a gift just because

I just got her a great hinkle dink. It is just so...her.

by celtic maiden September 14, 2010

Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 5, 2010

squiddley-dink

Someone who is goofing around and not getting anything done, but not overly obnoxious. Just immature.

While studying in the library Elijah started making Pterodactyl noises and distracting the people around him. Stranger: "Hey kid, stop being such a squiddley-dink! Finals are coming up!"

by Katt woman December 4, 2013

Dinked up

Being impaired and unable to function.

Very High and/or Drunk

Joey got all dinked up at the pub last night and couldn't say his own name.

by Flareside92 March 25, 2016

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

dink milk

noun.

Slang term for semen

I like to squirt my dink milk onto my belly when I wank

by Rakis October 24, 2020