dilt

1. Use of a dildo up the anus.
2. Insult of the highest caliber.

Dude: 'Man i need to dilt.'

Dude: 'YOU F***ING DILT!'

by rawrr; jason July 9, 2007

dilt

when your dick is so same it is not Physically possible for you to wank

mum get me the tweezers

by mofo May 27, 2003

dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

by tangy December 16, 2004

DILF

Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.

Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!

by Jackizzle January 6, 2009

dirtfag

A gay dude who can survive even the most chillating situations. Known for thrifting powers, and drunk showmanship, and knowing every other urchin on the southside.

"I went to the bar and ran into this totally awesome dirtfag who taught me about q-tips and making out while baking apple pies. I paid for his drinks, he congratulated me for supporting local homo."

by Ed N May 8, 2008

DILF

Dolphin I'd Like to Fuck

Oh, look at these vigorous fins, it's a DILF!

by DILF-ULB July 4, 2018

DILF

Dame I'd Like To Fuck

"Man, did you see Helen Mirren? She is one DILF!"

by Better Baby Corn December 20, 2008