Balls Distraction

When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.

"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"

by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008

eve of destruction

sweet ass battlefield mod

man i was tottaly slaying those bastard rice farmers in EoD last night. those nammers wont be giving me any more trouble!

by G.I. Blow August 7, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A Big Ol Getto Booty

Damn that girl got a weapon of ass destruction. She can blow be any time

by sheena October 1, 2003

Destruction Queen

A female gamer belonging to the gaming squad titled Destruction Queens. A team composed of hot chicks with mad skills.

Man! One of those destruction queens, pwn3d my ass yesterday in call of duty 4! Guess thats what I get for being a gay ass camper!

by MadMim October 7, 2008

mass destruction

The state or fact of numerous amounts of people and property being put out of existence destroyed.

The bombing of Pear Harbor was mass destruction.

by AlwaysLuvColt May 22, 2006

ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

weapons of mass destruction

nuclear weapons, sporks, SARS, and, of course, computers.

"They have computers and OTHER weapons of mass destruction!!!" ~Janet Reno

by schiffypop September 3, 2003