gold digger

Like a hooker only smarter

Anna Nicole wasn't a whore. She stayed with his 90 year old penis to long. She was a gold digger.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

diggleblop

A person who is a carefree, lush.

1. A chronic beer drinker.
2. Person who is care free.
3. Person who talks with a lisp.
4. a mooch.

"Where's diggleblop? He was supposed to bring me my change back from the liqour store."

by Chad Buckler April 5, 2005

dingle dangle

slang for genitalia usually male, but is accepted as a female term as well.

That hair dresser just rubbed his dingle dangle on my elbow.

by solecize November 4, 2003

dingleberry fairy

Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.

"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."

by IC dingleberries April 16, 2007

dingleberry scissors

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

by Brent Dax October 9, 2004

Diglett

The opposite of a blumpkin. When a man or even a woman receives a rim job while urinating; can also describe the Pokemon Diglett who is by far the biggest hard-ass in Pokemon history.

"Lafonda gave wonderful Diglett last night. My butt hole has a shine that matches the like of Mr. Cleans head."

by Kramer! November 13, 2009

digger kid

Noun- A name for an elementary school kid that spends his recess time digging in the dirt. By middle school "diggers" either reform or become oddball social outcasts.

Mom: "Hey weren't you friends with him back in grade school?"
Kid: "Nah, He was one of those weird "digger kids."

by joesk84ever June 26, 2009