going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Denting the bumper

Covertly feeling a womens ass without her acknowledgement, or awareness;can be done while passing each other in a crowded area, train, or in a small space

With such a large number of sexy, and foxy women around it's not very difficult to see a guy denting the bumper.

by SavetheGiraffes November 16, 2005

dent-o-mobile

A car, or other type of vehicle, upon which a dent is easily made... The number one location of which an assodent might take place.

The United States Army tanks of today are dent-o-mobiles.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

dentist

a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.

my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.

by the amphibian messiah October 1, 2005

dental sanchez

A dental sanchez is when you stick your finger in your own ass, then wipe it on your someones teeth, causing there lips to rise up. Which makes it look likes there are smiling.

I just gave that dude a dental sanchez.

by TEG August 26, 2005

Dental Dysmorphia

A misconception about the way one's teeth look; the misconception that one's teeth are terrible.

Her dental dysmorphia was so severe that she thought the .05 inch space between her 2 front teeth was a mile wide.

by Evy G August 18, 2009

Dentist Chair

The act of brushing (flossing, mouth washing etc.) while taking a fat shit. Most often occurs on mornings where one wakes up late and is in a hurry to exit the house for work/school.

Guy 1: Dude you're late, what took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I woke up late. I had to take my usual morning dump but I also had to brush my teeth and I didn't know which I would have time for so I utilized the Dentist Chair

Guy 1: You're a genius.

by Fat Lars December 19, 2011