a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

by Titty-Fister June 23, 2016

Dicked

Basically a synonym for sike.

Popular in the long beach, Lakewood, LA areas. To add emphasis, "hard" is placed in front of "dicked".

All other definitions are incorrect. This is the proper way to use the word "dicked".

AC: "Ayy fam, you tryna watch me at the play? I'm playing the mom again."

CT: "Dicked... Actually hard dicked"

by Theeeeeezy November 27, 2015

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

dick

A glass/pyrex pipe used for smoking methamphetamines.

can i suck your dick? that sure is a nice dick you've got there. are you gonna pass that dick or what?

by Mike's inordinate fear of rejection September 17, 2008

Dicking

Another word for shagging

Tin-ed from Brookie is always dicking the birds from the close

by Ashers September 4, 2003