That flat dick'n sum bitch just shot me in my face. He's laying down by the trucks.
Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.
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Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.
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by SEAWOLF tm January 22, 2017
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Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
by Riper123 February 7, 2017
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Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....
by 808-pride December 2, 2018
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To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*
Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.
*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*
It’s dumby dicked.
Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.
*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*
It’s dumby dicked.
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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Hey Brad, what did you and Loren get up to last night? Morning Emma. I gave it to Loren Chicken Dicken style!
by Mitcho138 June 20, 2022
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Ronald Dickens: Hey does anyone know why there's a valvestem in my pocket?
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
by BrumDumb419 January 16, 2023
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Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
by xzombabex November 28, 2015
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