Jersey Devil

Jersey Devil: (n)

1. A monster with hooves and horns who occupys new jersey. The jersey devil tends to suck the resources out of everyone/thing around it, leaving its victims dry husks of hopelessness. It particularly enjoys harassing children and those who teach
2. Chris Christie

"Did you hear that Christie's slahsing the school budget and a bunch of teachers are going to get fired instead of the useless supervisors?"
"Yeah, that guy's the Jersey Devil."

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

The Devil's Rejects

One of the greatest and yet most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Directed by Rob Zombie, it is a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, but it's so unique and insane that you can't resist its awesomeness. It's full of rich, eclectic Pulp Fiction-style dialogue, and it's better to experience the film rather than to describe it. It has already achieved cult status.

Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.

Some quotes from The Devil's Rejects:

"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"

"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"

"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"

"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"

"FUCK Groucho!"

"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"

"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"

"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"

"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"

"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"

"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."

by TheGearGuyOfNet August 14, 2009

Devil's Breath

also known as Burundanga. It is arguably the worlds most sinister drug. Under its influence you remain lucid and articulate yet absolutely compliant to any suggestion. When your 'trip' is over, you have no recollection of what has transpired. The "Devil's Breath" is an admixture of Scopolamine, a chemical that was experimented with, for its interrogative properties, by both the C.I.A. and Josef Mengele. For at least the past two decades, Burundanga has been a major component of Colombia's criminal element.

"I must have used Devil's Breath last night, cause I have no idea where I was or how this chick got into my bed."

by star_hair November 2, 2009

Devil Eyes

Devil Eyes is when a man or a woman (mostly a man) look at their lover in a way that tells them, without words, that they will do naughty things to them, either now or later.

Synonyms: Sexy stare, good feelings, romantic atmosphere
Antonyms: Rape, non-passionate love, demanding

Girl 1: My boyfriend gave me the Devil Eyes when we were on the bed last night.

Girl 2: Well, did you do it?

Girl 1: No, he just massaged me.

by Alice_Nightray13 May 15, 2011

Deval-iday

When Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick proclaims that all non-essential state employees stay at home on a work day due to an impending snowstorm. He also encourages private businesses to do the same for their employees.

"Looks like there's a chance of snow tomorrow, maybe we'll get another Deval-iday!"

by thevideodog December 22, 2008

sympathy for the devil

1. a notorious hit song from a famous album from the late Sixties by the legendary Rolling Stones. It briefly describes humanity's history of violence and lust for power and wealth from the point-of-view of Satan, AKA "the Devil" among other names. The title comes from a book written earlier in the 20th Century. Many bands such as U2 and Guns 'N' Roses have covered this song live in concert.

2. a term used to describe something (like a story) from the viewpoint or perspective of someone infamous or evil. The villian's side of the story, or at least how he/she sees or experiences it.

1. Allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste...

When I saw the Rolling Stones in concert in 1997 they performed many hits, including "Symphony For The Devil". A great show. See them before they drop dead on the stage.

2. When the Star Wars movie The Phantom Menace was in the cinemas during the spring of 1999, a reviewer featured in a local alternative press weekly paper stated that the film was based largely on the life story of Anakin Skywalker who would later become the infamous villian Darth Vader later on. The critic referred to this by saying "now it's sympathy for the devil time".

3. the media (especially network TV) gave a buttery and rosy summary of the career of a certain politician who died that day. He had made a strong legacy and track record of arrogance, hatred, ignorance, bigotry, bullying, trying to force his views on America by methods such as trying to force censorship against everything he didn't like, and so on. The media presented him as some sort of "country gentleman" but I remember how he tried to use the U.S. Constitution as toilet paper. I guess it was sympathy for the devil time now. But I remember his hateful scornful attitude and I say he was an enemy of democracy and he can BURN IN HELL.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 2, 2008

the devil wears prada

A christian metalcore band also known as "TDWP". They're from Dayton, Ohio, and they were formed in 2005 - with their EP, Patterns of a Horizon.
Vocals: Mike Hranica
Vocals/Guitar: Jeremy DePoyster
Guitar: Chris Rubey
Bass: Andy Trick
Drums: Daniel Williams
Keyboard: James Baney

Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord and Plagues.

person #1: dude, have you heard of the devil wears prada?
person #2: of course I have! they're the best band in the world.
person #1: I know right? I can't wait for their next album!

by samantha wears prada. January 20, 2009