Decepticon

Male or female that appears attractive from either far away, in photos, from the back but turns out to be very ugly or plain in person or up close.

Matt's cousin looks hot in his Facebook photo but turned out to be a Decepticon.

by bk11214 July 4, 2009

decentized

((dee-sen-tized))

1. something so great its hard to belive

2. something very original

"she designed her own backpack, it was so decentized"

by tutie February 9, 2008

deceptious

The essence of a person that is being deceptive, or the act of being deceptive. AKA trying to pull the wool over someones eyes.

Mom says, "Did you do your homework?"
Son says, "Yes Mom."

(When in fact he did not...)
Mom says, "Son- stop being deceptious."

by soymilkmuse October 13, 2010

decert

decert, the Removal of the horn , rack , antlers or tusk.

de, Latin for remove
cert, Latin for horn.

decerted, certed-ed , past tense
decerting, decert-ing , current tence

Jake was dismayed to find the elephant had been decerted.

by dm18 June 9, 2014

Decent

Other word for shitbags

SSG Hunnicutt and SPC Lee are decent company

by Bobby lee09 October 6, 2017

Decepticon

A person who one gender but acts and dresses like the opposite gender or wants to be the opposite gender

Caitlyn Jenner is a decepticon

by Mud33 January 3, 2019

decent fuck

You have baked cakes, the sophisticated ones with tens of layers with coloured doughs, you have invented dozens of drinks with ingredients no westerner has even heard of, you have not only compiled millions of playlists, themed "lovers' cave", "body alphabet" and "psycoyote" but sung "all the classics" in karaoke bars. And you have done so effortlessly, romantically, caringly. Like, "its all yours, keep it, i enjoy giving to you" but damn, Mike, you could give us a fuck already! just something that will calm the seas for a bit, you twat!

"Mike, i would love a decent fuck before christmas season begins."

by Krkič September 5, 2019