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You have baked cakes, the sophisticated ones with tens of layers with coloured doughs, you have invented dozens of drinks with ingredients no westerner has even heard of, you have not only compiled millions of playlists, themed "lovers' cave", "body alphabet" and "psycoyote" but sung "all the classics" in karaoke bars. And you have done so effortlessly, romantically, caringly. Like, "its all yours, keep it, i enjoy giving to you" but damn, Mike, you could give us a fuck already! just something that will calm the seas for a bit, you twat!
"Mike, i would love a decent fuck before christmas season begins."
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by Dushbeque September 05, 2019
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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