When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces
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A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
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Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.
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