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David has FLY HACKS!!!
- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"
david by NotRestless January 21, 2023
the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>
nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3
a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
David by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010
Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?
David by IdekMann January 26, 2014
david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*
david by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019
mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.
i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by
David by bitchassnigga\ August 2, 2019