david 

davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos

he has big davids
he can david away

david by glizzy squad November 8, 2022

david 

David has FLY HACKS!!!

- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"

david by NotRestless January 21, 2023

David 

the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>

nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3

David by totallynotnathanforrealongod July 17, 2023

David 

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication

Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"

David by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010

David 

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.

David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?

David by IdekMann January 26, 2014

david 

stupid non funny

david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*

david by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019

David 

mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.

i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by

David by bitchassnigga\ August 2, 2019