He will alway be on your side if he loves you. He's the best at relationships and will always play around even tho he really loves you. He usually is taken.
Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
by Ily David April 16, 2017
David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.
David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :
David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
Person 1 :
David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
by Rianon May 05, 2019
Davids have a really loud laugh, and they will laugh at the stupidest things for hours on end. Davids also have a very ugly mustaches that their friends constantly tell to shave off. Davids also love to decorate their rooms with posters of little kitties. They also eat extremely slow, and they also eat a lot. Davids also enjoy spending their nights watching a ton of Brazilian Fart Porn. Davids also take a really long to get ready to go out somewhere. Davids are really good friends, yolo.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen all those cat posters John has been buying?"
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."
by Trust Me, Im a Doctor. April 13, 2013
A male PVC bra wearing stripper who runs around killing zombies in strip clubs seeking revenge against his pimp Doctor Chocolate. Likes large guns and hotpants.
Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
by Girl Dave October 23, 2013
Dude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes!
David, your a fucking minuteman.
David, your a fucking minuteman.
by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010
This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
by Yo Shotti Snatcha April 05, 2016
David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
by Amanda Luong July 05, 2012