LA dating protocol

A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.

That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 16, 2003

quantum dating

friends with benefits

by Princess215 April 21, 2002

Dating Pam

Being single. As in the pam of your hand. Masturbating

Oh yeah he's been dating pam for 6 months now

by Chris P Rice June 5, 2015

dating with documentation

When a man loves a woman so much it forces her to get a restraining order.

Darrell is in a dating with documentation relationship with Nicole.

by Big Deal69 March 1, 2017

seasonal dating

Seasonal dating is a term used to describe those unwed people who live their lives traveling and exploring the world. They never settle down, so they have "dates" in multiple parts of the world that they visit a couple times, or maybe once, a year. They rotate through their favorite places in the world, seeing their seasonal lovers, and explore some new locations as a way of life.

Lindsay travels to a different country every few months, seeing different men in each country, so her dating lifestyle is described as seasonal dating.

by travel_hunny April 2, 2010

stealth dating

When a couple doesn't tell their parents they're dating

Alex's parents would kill him if they found out he had a girlfriend, so he is stealth dating Katie

by Ashipper March 13, 2015

attention dating deficit disorder

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.

I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.

by timbre December 12, 2013