Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

by Karkalicious Def. July 14, 2019

DAD

Steve Harrington

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”

by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019

Dad

Gone.

99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

by Yobro21 September 8, 2019