clutcher

Heart attack created when some fat fuck who had one "clutched" his chest

Phil had a clutcher. now he's dead.

by Gimpy Pete May 13, 2005

Dream Catcher

Another name for a maxi-pad used on fat, ugly, undesirrable women since her dream's of having a child is just and always will be a dream

look at that ugly chick buy some dream Catchers, and extra abbosrbant too!

by T.S.14 January 24, 2010

Dream Catcher Hands

Blistered or calloused hands from making dream catchers.

That cherokee woman has dream catcher hands.

by SmallTownLez October 8, 2011

crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.

Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.

by cloud01 January 24, 2015

Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”

You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.

by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018

Shit Catchers

Hairs around your asshole that get caught up in your shit.
Can be helpful if you shart so the shit doesn't get on your pants.

My pube trimmer got caught up in my shit catchers

by halfahmeatball November 16, 2010

Cum Catcher

Low end motel bedspread

The flower Cum Catcher at the "Motor Inn Motel" hadn't been washed in 3 years.

by seamen sponge July 7, 2011