curtains on the nines

Curtains - Vag, Puss lips = awesome
On the nines - Stoner lingo regarding the best weed
So its pretty much the best of the best.
Introduced on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show 08/22/08

Man that bitch has the curtains on the nines pussy!

by Rallyeo October 16, 2008

Curtain of Suck

1. The beam of light that Emerald Weapon of Final Fantasy 7 does to you after detaching from the lower half of his body due to the orbs on his shoulders being alive too long.

"Damn, I got owned in the face with that Curtain of Suck..."

by JesusNapier July 2, 2008

purple curtains

Black girls vagina.

I call my co-worker..who is black...purple curtains and she calls me peaches..i'm white.

by nacho mamma August 4, 2009

iron curtain

Used to describe prison.

locked up behind the iron curtain

by DonGio January 15, 2008

tit curtains

A shirt style employed by overweight women in which the shirt loosley drapes from the chest downward making the wearer look less rotund but more pregnant. Wearers admit pregnant > fat by default.

Look at that hipster- rockin' the tit curtains.

by onthespot April 30, 2009

Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps

My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

beef curtain

A Pussy Lip.

"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"

by Zach January 29, 2003