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Colton

A homeless guy who steals fridges and lives in his laundry room.
That’s so Colton!
by John Luigi’s June 5, 2019
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Colton Kundinger

One who acts to know everything about cars.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.

Tells everyone what oil to run.

Nut swings off weld wheels.
You’re acting like Colton kundinger with telling me what to buy for my mustang.
by T clay June 19, 2019
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colton

someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 26, 2019
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Culoño

A spanish slang term referring to the pussy of an individual which is located in the rear. It is also referred to as someone's asshole.
Damn girl, let's get it on.

I can't I'm on my period.

That's fine, I will ram my berga into you culoño.
by SquirrelyRick September 17, 2019
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Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison
by CraftyChef November 12, 2019
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colton

a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
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Colton

Colton, one of the douchiest guys ever, I don't understand why everyone thinks they would make good boyfriends or how people think a Colton could even be a good friend. If his names starts with C sis leave.
YOU ARE DATING A COLTON?
by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
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