Ell o'clock

11:34

*Clock hits 11:34* "Ell o'clock, it's ell o, ell o'clock HEYHEY!

by moobumba November 26, 2010

Pimp O'Clock

When pimpin goes down.

Where my hoes? It's Pimp O'Clock!

by TheWatchingChief16 December 1, 2010

Kebab o'clock

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!

It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!

by nicmart June 19, 2011

blowjob o'clock

it is a designated time in the day, 8:39pm, that a guy or guys will receive a blowjob

"Honey, blowjob o'clock. Go."

by gizmoyaya February 1, 2014

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

gains o' clock

Your normal workout time, could be in the morning, afyernoon, or at night.

"Hey Jeremy, ready to go the gym?" "Fuck yeah dude! Its gains o' clock!"

by Spiffy72 May 21, 2017