spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019
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cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.
Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.
by j-dizzle87 June 03, 2017
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Yank the crank

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"
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Crank Date

Noun.
crank date referring to man or woman invited over for sexual favors in order to do some of their crank.
Lets invite John over for a crank date, maybe if we blow him, he will give us some of his crank
by MissSuzieSunshine January 25, 2009
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hydrolyzed crank

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
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Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"
Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk
by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 12, 2022
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cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.
Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.
by jmLTspanish March 22, 2012
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