spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 29, 2017

Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.

Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.

by Masjfo January 30, 2023

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 10, 2020

raging crank

A hard, raging, erect penis that is ready to slice some tender pussy.

She could see my raging crank through my suit pants & I knew she was ready for it.

by Korgkronosx July 26, 2015

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by November 06, 2020

Crank Date

Noun.
crank date referring to man or woman invited over for sexual favors in order to do some of their crank.

Lets invite John over for a crank date, maybe if we blow him, he will give us some of his crank

by MissSuzieSunshine January 25, 2009