Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.
-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
by Danny Fehlings October 27, 2007
by ratdad67 February 13, 2019
Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.
1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."
by Jim, King of Ghana October 30, 2007
Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).
"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."
by BananaGeorge March 06, 2010
by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 15, 2019
When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
by JHigity December 06, 2019
When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
by AC MCMR September 05, 2017