spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 29, 2017

Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.

Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.

by Masjfo January 30, 2023

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by November 06, 2020

Crank Date

Noun.
crank date referring to man or woman invited over for sexual favors in order to do some of their crank.

Lets invite John over for a crank date, maybe if we blow him, he will give us some of his crank

by MissSuzieSunshine January 25, 2009

hydrolyzed crank

Slang for Methamphetamine

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank

by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 12, 2022