Cooncil

Scottish slang for "council coke"

cocaine that is cheap and nasty

Mate I'm skint this weekend, it looks like I'm on the cooncil.

by l.salvona September 12, 2016

Councilitis

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

by MarkBackers July 8, 2014

counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs

Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.

by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019

Concillor

Pronounced: Con-Kill-Or; How Jordan Johnson spells Counselor

I’m gonna go see a concillor.

by CahlumHood May 30, 2018

Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems

When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler

by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 1, 2009

counciltucky surprise party

When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!

I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!

by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019

Counciling

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!

by Alex Hudock July 8, 2009