coronacleaning disease

Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.

"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"

by Freybjorg April 21, 2020

Corona breathing

When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.

you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020

Coronafart

A fart that is now socially acceptable provided it is within the 2 metre distancing restriction.

i coronafarted in Tesco the other day, thank god it wasn’t a sneeze!

by Yontsbbig May 2, 2020

Coronadultery

When someone doesn't wear a mask or practice social distancing as they promised their significant other they would do.

Anthony: Did you wear a mask when you went out, like you promised you would do?
Tiffani: No, I did not wear a mask and I didn't practice social distancing. I guess I committed coronadultery.

by Gutir July 3, 2020

Corona Car

Auto dealers giving away cars like It’s tax season to everyone and they mama during Covid-19.

Girl, you don’t see all these ppl with new tags. That’s a Corona Car!

by 202to404 July 6, 2020

Corona wifi

The type of wifi during this shit ass pandemic where everyone uses the internet causing issues not making the internet work

You try to watch the 11th episode of your new harem but your corona wifi says nope

by Drage July 11, 2020

Coronachondriac

Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.

Swollen toes are not symptomatic of the Corona virus. Quit being a Coronachondriac.

by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020