god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

Contractor

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.

Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.

by LeotheMan January 29, 2009

Contrafibularities

Word used to confuse somebody using big words who thinks they are smart.

Pardon my Contrafibularities

by Nunyabiznis September 14, 2013

Contra Force

A Kick ass Contra game for the NES. Contra Force story has extremely little if anything to do with the Contra serie's story because Contra force was actually not a Contra game, It only had the name Contra in it because Konami wanted to make Contra Force sellable and Contra Force has many of Contra's gameplay style (along with a two player side-scrolling shooter option which the series is well known for). In Contra Force, you have the choice to be 4 characters: Smith, Burns, Iron and Beans. Plus, the characters are interchangable, so whenever you have only 1 life on Burns, you can always switch to Smith so you don't have to start all the way over from the beginning of the level.

Anyone would know that Contra Force had nothing or very little to do with the contra series as Contra Force's story took place in 1992 (Post-Cold war era just only a little more than 10 years ago) against human terroist-like enemies while the rest of the Contra games took place in 2300's (the far-future) against aliens who want to conquer earth. However it is still a great classic game!

by The Harmeister November 14, 2005

Contra Costa Jewish Day School

a school full of jewish white kids.

We are awesome like that inside the Contra Costa Jewish Day School"

by Chicken Bob Shoelaba March 9, 2011

Coltrane

A unique high you experience when you take at least 4 valium and smoke a gram or so of marijuana, preferably raspberry kush but it works with any strain, and listen to old John Coltrane records on vinyl

Guy 1: “tonight’s gonna be crazy, we’re gonna do the ol’ Coltrane and order some pizzas, you should stop by”

Guy 2: “Sounds fun I’ll totally be there”

by TheJoker047 July 22, 2018