cottagecored

when you've committed so hard to the aesthetic that it seeps (get it) into your sex life and give yourself a tea enema

Wow my girlfriend totally cottagecored me last night

by fabaceousgarbanzo January 7, 2022

cottagesdix

Cottagesdix was a famous fp who went viral because of a video about themes, who now Almost 20k and now goes as @laina.Garfield

cottagesdix is an amazing fp

by urban dictionary xxxx February 17, 2022

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

Cottaged

To get fucked (anally)

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.

by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022

Contag6

Pronounced: con-tAg-six

Defined as spreading an illness or physical condition via video call or other election means.

"His yawn is contag6 and made me start yawning during the lecture"

" Your hiccups are contag6 I got hiccups after we hung up from the meeting"

by SFCinferno July 14, 2022

congagestion

When a conga becomes congested; a slowdown in a conga line.

There's a lot of congagestion in that party.

by Inktoo August 5, 2022