P.E. Coach

He will make you do bear crawls and the pacer test.

"GET A MOVE ON!" said the P.E. coach.

by Yeet Skadit December 3, 2018

Conan O'Brien

The FUNNIEST man alive.

Late Night With Conan O’Brien Rocks!!!

by Jon March 15, 2005

Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010

conandrum

A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy

NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!

by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010

coach effect

The hours between 12 am and 2 am when you've had too many tequila shots and you realize that you are 3 shots away from giving up your virginity to the first guy that says you are pretty because you are completely drunk and it's Coach's fault.

"Dude, I was pounding so many freaking Patron shots last night come midnight they triggered the coach effect."

by CTJRE December 19, 2016

coachy

a usaully fat beagle with stubby front legs

coachy eats allot.

by Qazzaqwert January 1, 2017

coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.

That bush is a coach Allen

by #FakeNews February 23, 2018