by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 28, 2018
by Blizzvnx July 29, 2021
by Elleissa November 02, 2015
A coke deck is any flat, hard, non-porous surface used for the insufflation of narcotics. In practice, this is usually a mirror, but it can be many things; the top of a refridgerator, a varnished table, a marble kitchen surface, an iPad, etc.
by SolidSteak January 06, 2012
by Unpaintedjuggalo June 13, 2022
noun.
1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.
2. A psychopath on speed.
3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.
4. Frat bros.
5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.
2. A psychopath on speed.
3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.
4. Frat bros.
5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".
"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".
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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"
Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."
Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".
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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"
Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."
Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
by ZRhasitforyou May 08, 2022
by Thief Ledger September 07, 2018