A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.
by major inglish May 20, 2014
Get the Cobmug. Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.
"Due to this corny ass COB's nonsense, a simple transition that should've taken under a week has been sprawling out for 3 months because they're a shut in..."
by anonymous December 19, 2024
Get the COBmug. by ggricksmith January 17, 2021
Get the Cobbedmug. A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
Get the Blonde Cobmug. When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
by Beers Lite May 17, 2020
Get the Sex on the cobmug. He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
Get the Corn on my cobmug.