drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.

Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.

by webgrunt2 June 18, 2007

brain clog

When you learn so much in school that anything remotely educational that you read or hear for the rest of the day you are unable to remember.

I'm going to need to borrow your history notes tomorrow. I have a brain clog.

by PaFlow November 26, 2010

yoghurt clogger

When she comes and the only thing holding it in is your penis

Yoghurt clogger - I'm glad your penis is keeping me blocked up!

by jedi master blaster October 31, 2013

chimney clog

When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.

My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.

by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015

a cleggy

The accidental posting of a private and highly confidential chat into the public domain.

"Oh no A Cleggy, I accidentally posted that Ena is a liar in group for all to see, my arse registered a 10 on the sphincter scale while I battled to delete it !!!"

by Cleggers July 18, 2016

black clog wog

A person with the heritage of indigenous Australian and Dutch decent.

"Aye look at that dirty black clog wog, she filthy ididn't she" - jade

by theonlyblackclogwog December 25, 2017

Sandy Clegane

The act of throwing sand in the face of a partner you have performed an angry dragon on to give the appearance of scarred flesh covered by a beard.

That asshole Chad gave me a Sandy Clegane last night and now I have sand in my sinuses and he keeps calling me the hound.

by Sandy Clegane April 23, 2018