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Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
by tptapt October 6, 2011
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Clever Effect

A bizarre sequence of events that happens after you consume a Clever branded product. The Clever Effect
Станимир: Вие искате да ни изнасилите нали?

Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка

Станимир: Може ли да видим?

Педофил: Да ето

Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect
by Georgi Ot Siropitalishteto February 25, 2021
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Room-Clearer

A Room-Clearer is a person who passes wind quite frequently, and often noticably, in public places. Many people feel pity for this person, but many also choose to avoid him/her.
Annie: Hey, why isn't anyone sitting next to Kyler?
Mark: He's a room-clearer.
Annie: Oh. What a pity.
by asstrick September 30, 2011
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clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.
He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.
by Irma Expat July 8, 2006
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Bonneville Cleavage

When a woman's breasts are busting out of her shirt, the cleavage is the size of a Pontiac Bonneville.
AJ: OMG! Did you see Britney's cleavage on tv?

Devin: Ya man, she had some Bonneville Cleavage goin'on.
by Avreage Joe December 17, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"
by Staticman May 18, 2005
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cleveland browns

i went full CLEVELAND BROWNS and got rejected for the 89th time with that girl...
by bigthumper9ine6ixty December 16, 2017
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