Fall Classic

Dropping a deuce in a jack-o'-lantern as a Halloween prank.

My neighbor just put out his jack-o'-lantern. Time for a Fall Classic tonight.

by rush3n October 7, 2010

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020

classic liberal

People who steal other words to become more recorgnized. They then accuse modern liberalism of stealing their word.

1. Hi, I'm a classic liberal, but I'll call myself a libertarian even though I know the origins of the word come from anti-capitalists

2. Hello, it's me again, the classic liberal. This time I'm gonna call myself an "anarcho-capitalism", because anarchism is cool and I love capitalism. I'm also oblivious to the fact that anarchism generally rejects capitalism and that "anarcho-capitalism" is actually an oxymoron.

by Insaniac82 April 29, 2008

Aryan Classic

A neo nazi term used to describe a social media post as being made by a white person who believes in the nazi ideologies, support them by putting down people of races, ethnicities, besides those of germanic, slavic, scandinavian, ugric, and keltic descent.

Chud- "Yep, this is an aryan classic"

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.

That guy pulled a classic schmosby

by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020

The Cheasapeake Classic

Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.

She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic

by mudROCKET September 23, 2009