Chevrolet Blazer

A long running, once popular Sport Utility Vehicle produced by Chevrolet. The Chevy Blazer enjoyed much success alongside the Ford Explorer and also Dodge's early attempts to cater to the outdoor enthusiasts that wished for a comfortable, multi-passenger off road capable vehicle. Throughout it's life span, the Chevrolet Blazer endured many style changes and upgrades. Unfortunately for the willing and naive American public, (myself being one, twice!) Chevrolet just stopped caring about quality parts and dependable automobiles 15 years ago and began outsourcing their plants to Mexico and other countries, so as to avoid the "mafioso" tactics of the UAW (Union of Auto Workers). Chevy notably relied on their "All American" attitude in the past, and tries to continue suckering the American public to this day into buying shit, defunct quality automobiles, such as their Blazer model. The Chevy Blazer roughly lasts 100,000 miles and then it begins to literally fall apart at the seams. Even religious drivers that spend money on fluid flushes and extra maintenance during routine oil changes are victimized by the gas guzzling, money sinking Chevy Blazer, and General Motors obviously couldn't be happier. Of course, GM isn't the only person at fault in all of the Blazer's catastrophies, the UAW with it's selfish business demands and continued hiring of lazy, unmotivated, bottom feeding ex convicts is mostly to blame, for their uncaring attitude clearly shows in their production element. The Chevrolet Blazer may go down as one of the worst built, cheaply manufactured automobiles in history. Great sympathy should be given to the poor, gullible souls stranded out on those American highways in subzero weather trying to locate a tow truck for their worthless, already broke Chevrolet Blazer.

$24 million dollars a day is what GM is losing every single day due in part to shit production and gas guzzling operating from the Chevrolet Blazer.

Please, abandon or destroy a Chevrolet Blazer and buy Toyota if you want to actually be able to afford food.

by Johnny hates NOVA April 27, 2006

cherokee people hair

Long, flowing, dark hair that many American Indian women wear. Often it can go down to her waist.

I thought she had long hair, and she turn around and she had cherokee people hair all over the place!

by The Gopher September 1, 2008

Cherokee

1. When you finger bang a chick on her period then use the blood as war paint.

2. When you bone a chick on her period then pull out and wipe you johnson on her face to give her war paint like and Indian.

I used my chick's va-jay-jay blood as war paint last night and I looked like a Cherokee.

by Hefty March 29, 2007

1988 jeep cherokee

1.A Peice of Crap
2.Gets you from point A to point B....and thats it! You can't make it to C!

"that 1988 jeep cherokee is junky!"

by recjskc June 25, 2008

Cherokee Bluff Highschool

A place where you should be innovative, where every persons story matters, where you act with integrity, where you are respectful and responsible and where you serve your community, remember that Modest is hottest. We love you guys and go bears!

Student 1: I think i'm going to wear shorts that are way to short
student 2: Don't do that because at Cherokee Bluff Highschool Modest is Hottest.

by obi wan canoli April 8, 2019

Chevrolet Malibu Maxx

A mom car.

A 4-door car. The trunk is a hatchback with lots of space for kids and groceries. It has a "moon roof".

Wow, that Chevrolet Malibu Maxx looks like a mom's car.

by Kristine M. July 5, 2008

Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009