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Chumpchange

An insult used to describe someone who you deem to be less of a man that yourself. Usually used when someone makes it known that they are weaker than your or worse than you at something.
Person 1: "I think I'm gonna hit the hay"

Person 2: "Haha, you're already tired? Fucking Chumpchange."
by nothere413 August 2, 2010
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Chump

A person who likes to chill at home and do things that take minimal effort, such as have food delivered to their house, watch Netflix, and listen to music. They may be seen walking around the house to get food from the kitchen or partake in one of their few hobbies, as long as it doesn't mean they have to exert themselves too much. On a good day they might go outside and take a walk, or drive somewhere close by if they really want it. People like this are known to trip over nothing or bump into things that weren't really that hard to avoid bumping into, so encourage chumps to be aware of their surroundings and not get too careless.
"Hey chump, can you go get me a glass of juice from the kitchen?"

Chump: "Uhh no, that's too far."
by Bananer420 April 6, 2020
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Chumped

to look dumb and salty after somebody just said something to or about you
Yo after Milton talked to Clinton, Clinton got chumped.
by ColBawls November 11, 2009
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Chummylumpkin

(It's the blumpkin for Ladies) Eating a girls wet cunt as she's taking a juicy,steaming shit! Usually occurs in the bathroom on the John.
John and Jane spent Halloween eating candy while carving a pumpkin.Jane felt sick and got the shits,so John gave her a Chummylumpkin!
by Dirty Joe Sanchez September 11, 2006
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Chummy

Christ on a bike! That chummy i just did could have sank the fucking Bismarck.
by Duderancher May 31, 2009
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chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.
"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"
by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004
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chimpy

lovable ammalgamative product of nature
"what a chimpy kinda guy"
by habib March 31, 2004
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