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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.
She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.
by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008
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Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 3, 2021
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chum boy

A chum boy is someone who nuts in a women’s asshole and and licks it out after.
I’m gonna treat you to a chum boy tonight baby
by Masterpatty January 12, 2025
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Chum Bucket

When ones pussy smells,is dirty and or is,in general nasty.
Me:Nah I didn't fuck
Friend:Why not
Me:Bro that bitch had the Chum Bucket
by Chummybux November 12, 2017
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Chum

To consume THC edibles for the purpose of getting stoned.
"Let's go on a drive in Ben's car!"

"We can't Ben is too chummed."

"It's 5 o'clock it's almost chum o'clock time!"

"Ben's been chummed since this morning."
by finn HENshILwood April 16, 2024
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Chum

You discussing chum I will kill you!
by fooladoo February 9, 2021
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