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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.
She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.
by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008
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Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 3, 2021
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Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

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Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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chum ballon

A balloon filled with chum (puke), and thrown at someone.
Yo bro, last night you missed the crazy chum ballon fight.
by Yuck Yutt August 7, 2010
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Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 16, 2013
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Chum

Don't fuc* with her bruh she's a chum
by Odd Crooks -- June 27, 2014
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